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senuiq: a thing

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:00:10 -0400

a thing

luseymoth: theguilteaparty: Do you see this? This is Sweet...

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:02:55 -0400

theguilteaparty:

Do you see this? This is Sweet Frog.

Now let me explain to you why Sweet Frog is the shit, alright?

It’s basically a Christian organization done right, in this time where you have assholes like Chick-Fil-A and stuff, you might walk into a Sweet Frog and see ‘Fully Rely on God’ on the wall and little Bible verses on the cups or hear their music which in some locations is just praise music and think “Oh great, bigots.” but you hold on for one second before you walk out the door.

It’s understandable that someone walking through the door would be concerned that their money may end up going toward organizations that work against gay marriage, a woman’s right to abortion, and various other things that Christian businesses are infamous for. However, Sweet Frog holds the stance that upholding Christian values means helping those around you, and that means not diminishing someone’s importance or alienating them because of race, creed, gender, sexual preference, or gender identity or any number of things, that all people deserve to be treated with respect.

When you visit Sweet Frog you can rest assured that your money will be going toward groups such as Tiger Lily Charities (a nonprofit that gives financial aid to individuals with leukemia and their families), Interfaith Outreach United (a group of businesses and groups of various faiths including Muslim, Jewish, and various branches of Christianity that work together to volunteer their time to their communities to feed the hungry, visit the sick, help the homeless, and perform random acts of kindness while simultaneously spreading understanding and tolerance at the same time), They donated money to go toward helping those in Boston after the bombings and they have donated money to raise awareness concerning the issues of human trafficking.

So next time you head into Sweet Frog to enjoy a cup of chocolate hazelnut frozen yogurt with hot fudge, cheesecake bites and reeses bits or mango berry colada with mochi and fresh fruit….. you can enjoy it knowing that you’re supporting a business that respects you and those you love.

Plus it looks adorable

It’s just all around good aww yeah

synsabre: kittydoom: CAT OWLS I don’t know what’s going on,...

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:52:47 -0400

synsabre:

kittydoom:

CAT OWLS

I don’t know what’s going on, but it’s adorable.

stupidfuckingquestions: Daniel Radcliffe on shooting a gay sex...

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:35:26 -0400

stupidfuckingquestions:

Daniel Radcliffe on shooting a gay sex scene in Kill Your Darlings

radhauswife: This is amazing.

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:22:49 -0400

radhauswife:

This is amazing.

beautiful-ambition: anomaly1: Is that what cramps feel...

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:21:43 -0400

beautiful-ambition:

anomaly1:

Is that what cramps feel like?

Yes. Yes it is. It’s like your uterus is simultaneously imploding and trying to claw it’s way out of your body.

marielikestodraw: pahnem: mercuriesrising: aparticularlygoodfinder: Go to Starbucks. Order...

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:05:22 -0400

marielikestodraw:

pahnem:

mercuriesrising:

aparticularlygoodfinder:

Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”

When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”

And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard

you tip them right over the edge of a bridge

you fucking didn’t

oh my god.

1200gr or 6000 ct Largest Freeform Black Opal In The World

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:02:34 -0400

1200gr or 6000 ct Largest Freeform Black Opal In The World

sexualfavours: IT’S FUN TO STAY AT THE

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:01:41 -0400

sexualfavours:

IT’S FUN TO STAY AT THE

theambiguoushero: I am vengeance. I am the night. I am

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:40:12 -0400

theambiguoushero:

I am vengeance.

I am the night.

I

am

wild-lion: have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone you can actually feel it driving you...

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:04:30 -0400

wild-lion:

have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone you can actually feel it driving you insane

orelpuppington: TRAVIS TOUCHDOWN IS SUCH A PERFECT CHARACTER HE’S A WHINY NERDY OTAKU WHO LIVES...

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:47:54 -0400

orelpuppington:

TRAVIS TOUCHDOWN IS SUCH A PERFECT CHARACTER HE’S A WHINY NERDY OTAKU WHO LIVES WITH A GIGANTICALLY FAT CAT AND AN ANIME BODY PILLOW. HE ACTS TOUGH AND STRONG AND IS STATED TO GET CATHARTIC RELEASE FROM KILLING PEOPLE BUT START MENTIONING SEX AND HIS VOICE CRACKS AND HE BEGINS PANICKING

paradoxcomplete: points at rp you gonna finish that?

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:35:44 -0400

paradoxcomplete:

*points at rp* you gonna finish that?

The Problem with 'Boys Will Be Boys'

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:15:18 -0400

The Problem with 'Boys Will Be Boys':

For months, every morning when my daughter was in preschool, I watched her construct an elaborate castle out of blocks, colorful plastic discs, bits of rope, ribbons and feathers, only to have the same little boy gleefully destroy it within seconds of its completion.

No matter how many times he did it, his parents never swooped in BEFORE the morning’s live 3-D reenactment of “Invasion of AstroMonster.” This is what they’d say repeatedly:

“You know! Boys will be boys!”

“He’s just going through a phase!”

“He’s such a boy! He LOVES destroying things!”

“Oh my god! Girls and boys are SO different!”

“He. Just. Can’t. Help himself!”

I tried to teach my daughter how to stop this from happening. She asked him politely not to do it. We talked about some things she might do. She moved where she built. She stood in his way. She built a stronger foundation to the castle, so that, if he did get to it, she wouldn’t have to rebuild the whole thing. In the meantime, I imagine his parents thinking, “What red-blooded boy wouldn’t knock it down?”

She built a beautiful, glittery castle in a public space.

It was so tempting.

He just couldn’t control himself and, being a boy, had violent inclinations.

She had to keep her building safe.

Her consent didn’t matter. Besides, it’s not like she made a big fuss when he knocked it down. It wasn’t a “legitimate” knocking over if she didn’t throw a tantrum.

His desire — for power, destruction, control, whatever- - was understandable.

Maybe she “shouldn’t have gone to preschool” at all. OR, better if she just kept her building activities to home.

I know it’s a lurid metaphor, but I taught my daughter the preschool block precursor of don’t “get raped” and this child, Boy #1, did not learn the preschool equivalent of “don’t rape.”

Not once did his parents talk to him about invading another person’s space and claiming for his own purposes something that was not his to claim. Respect for her and her work and words was not something he was learning. How much of the boy’s behavior in coming years would be excused in these ways, be calibrated to meet these expectations and enforce the “rules” his parents kept repeating?

There was another boy who, similarly, decided to knock down her castle one day. When he did it his mother took him in hand, explained to him that it was not his to destroy, asked him how he thought my daughter felt after working so hard on her building and walked over with him so he could apologize. That probably wasn’t much fun for him, but he did not do it again.

There was a third child. He was really smart. He asked if he could knock her building down. She, beneficent ruler of all pre-circle-time castle construction, said yes… but only after she was done building it and said it was OK. They worked out a plan together and eventually he started building things with her and they would both knock the thing down with unadulterated joy. You can’t make this stuff up.

Take each of these three boys and consider what he might do when he’s older, say, at college, drunk at a party, mad at an ex-girlfriend who rebuffs him and uses words that she expects will be meaningful and respecte, “No, I don’t want to. Stop. Leave.”

The “overarching attitudinal characteristic” of abusive men is entitlement

whythefuckareyouromeo: wtfshiroko: Radioactive (Music Box...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:22:04 -0400

whythefuckareyouromeo:

wtfshiroko:

Radioactive (Music Box Version) - Imagine Dragons

by JoshuaSaundersMusic

Well that took me 0.01 seconds to reblog

pleasestopbeingsad: Street harassment is not a compliment.

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:13:42 -0400

pleasestopbeingsad:

Street harassment is not a compliment.

boy: shit baby you're so wet already

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:12:36 -0400

boy: shit baby you're so wet already
girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something

Time to listen to obscenely optimistic music to lift my mood

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:05:00 -0400

Time to listen to obscenely optimistic music to lift my mood

name-rater: Hearts - LuvdiscDiamonds - SnoruntSpades -...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:04:34 -0400

name-rater:

Hearts - Luvdisc
Diamonds - Snorunt
Spades - Sewaddle
Clubs - Bonsly

The four card suits.

Credit: Shelby

mira-of-sassgard: backinthe67impala: sirisles: dixiesaurer: a...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:54:15 -0400

mira-of-sassgard:

backinthe67impala:

sirisles:

dixiesaurer:

aaronwarner-anderson:

mongezeas:

g0kudera:

sarahdesdemona:

ninth-level-of-awesome:

I love how Tumblr teaches us how to be perfect criminals.

Also, if you’re burying a full body, make sure you bury them vertically. Satellites orbiting earth look for holes that are approx. 6ft long because that’s suspicious. Ideally though, drain your body of fluids in a tub ((mix fluids with bleach and let them soak before draining and take precautions to keep your house from smelling like death from your sink and whatnot. Draining the body also keeps decomp at bay a bit and makes it easier to portion)) and cut it to bits. It’s easier to bury a head than a whole body, and takes less time so you don’t have to tell your neighbors, “Oh, I’m night gardening!”

Also, if a dog happens across it, it’s more likely it will devour a single body part than all of your ex-husband.

Another method is to put it into a septic tank. They’re a plethora of bacteria, and the smell of waste covers the smell of decomposition very well.

You should also destroy all teeth, massacre the face and burn fingerprints/remove finger tips to keep from identifying by anything other than DNA.

…I didn’t come up with these ideas, just what I’ve gleaned from reading on the internet.

i used to joke about Tumblr teaching us how to get away with murder, but fuck, man

the thing is when i see this i want to go kill a man just because i have the knowledge

thanks tumblr

Remember when you’re at the crime scene to wipe down all surfaces and then take the victims hands and touch things with them. Pick up cups and run the hands along table tops. A room with zero fingerprints is very suspicious.

If you live near the ocean you can drain the body and cut up the cadaver into small pieces then mix it all together with fish parts and dispose of it easily by pretending to chum the water for fish and sharks. Actually do chum the water a bit before dumping in your victim to be sure there are plenty of hungry fish around. Stick around and fish for a while so anyone who happens to see you won’t get suspicious. This way you don’t have any body parts lying around waiting to be dug up and identified. Plus you might catch a marlin or something.

PLUS YOU MIGHT CATCH A MARLIN

I fucking love this website

I think we just found Dexter’s blog, guys.